It's time to leave the country

The boys wore their winter coats to school this morning. I didn't. I stood and shivered. They didn't.

i followed a facebook ad, for the first time ever

ladies, I give you (well, not me, obviously, I'm not going to give you one) Breastlight

For an exclusive-to-Facebook price of *just* £49, you too can see your breasts in a new light.

I suppose if it gets more women looking at their breasts, it can't be a bad thing, but my goodness, isn't technology MARVELOUS /sarcasm